Boring aussie news

As I was passing through the airport on my last business trip to Australia I picked up a copy of the leading Aussie paper and it was one boring story after another boring story. Every time I go to Australia I get asked what South Africa is like. I tell them that compared to South Africa, Australia is a very boring country. For proof I would give comparisons of the types of stories in a South African newspaper versus an Australian newspaper. (By the way it is a good thing to have a boring newspaper.) My friend Matt seemed to take exception to this and bought me this copy of the local newspaper just to show me how interesting Australian news can be.